Oh Mistress, My Mistress!
I love you entire
My spouse is no interest
It’s you I desire
You never berate, belittle, or tire
Whenever I’m ready, you spark the desire
Worries, concerns, and troubles abate
It feels to my soul like I’m on a first date
Others may criticize, curse, and berate
But it is you who caress me when I am up late
Make happy my lips
Smooth wonderful hips
Love measured in sips
Oh Mistress, MY Mistress
Where to begin
Describing your caress?
Bottle of gin.
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Musings from the Chiefio 
Thanks for this great paean E.M.
I will print it and give it a place at the living room wall near the “booze corner”.
Next time the “naggers” make any remarks about me having a nice glass of the strong stuff and/or my drinking habits, all I have to do is point at this great paean and tell them I’m not drinking at all but making love to the mistress.
CHEERS!
I like it. And I was reminded of a bit of music:
From “Piano Man” by Billy Joel
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