Oh Mistress, My Mistress!
I love you entire
My spouse is no interest
It’s you I desire
You never berate, belittle, or tire
Whenever I’m ready, you spark the desire
Worries, concerns, and troubles abate
It feels to my soul like I’m on a first date
Others may criticize, curse, and berate
But it is you who caress me when I am up late
Make happy my lips
Smooth wonderful hips
Love measured in sips
Oh Mistress, MY Mistress
Where to begin
Describing your caress?
Bottle of gin.