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An other oldie but goody
“Why do people vote for them?”
http://catallaxyfiles.com/2019/11/10/why-do-people-vote-for-them/
Budget insurgent technical vehicle in less prosperous countries.
( Green Overland Assault Truck)
All terrain capable, sustainable fueling system can use green fuels, low cost and easily replaced from local resources. Stealth features allows it to blend in with local transport systems.
If it suffers battle damage entire vehicle can be used to feed the troops.
I thought journalists used pencils….
Like that well known clerk?
Another variation on an oldie but goodie …
Re tax returns
https://www.redpowermagazine.com/forums/topic/121995-since-the-joke-thread-is-gone-here%E2%80%99s-something-to-chuckle-at/page/27/?tab=comments#comment-1354856
Check out the Twitter tweets at the end of this post:
https://www.foxnews.com/media/jeffrey-epstein-did-not-kill-himself
A whole load of Good Ones at:
https://legalinsurrection.com/tag/a-f-branco/
The Meme warriors have been busy today.
Needs a caption
https://odditymall.com/wile-e-coyote-car-dent-vinyl-decal
There are quite a few on https://co2islife.wordpress.com/2019/11/16/this-week-in-cartoons-7/
From: Another Ian
Via: https://www.redpowermagazine.com/forums/topic/121995-since-the-joke-thread-is-gone-here%E2%80%99s-something-to-chuckle-at/page/31/?tab=comments#comment-1357664 just below that comment
His comment points to this list that I’m going to “memorialise” here:
Diesel Doctor (Guys who like Diesels are “special” ;-)
When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
1 To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.
2 When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
3 Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.” Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job.”
4 Cop: “Please step out of the car.” Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.”
5 I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
6 I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
7 If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”
8 When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
9 Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
10. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
11. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.
12. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why, what did you hear?”
13. I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.
14. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
15. I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
16. When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “east.”
17. It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.
18. Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.
19. That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. I call those people cops.
21. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
22. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
So you want to get rid of petroleum and go green huh?
Nice list… but left off the two I think of when I see Saint Gretta on yacht:
Fiberglass Resin.
Dacron Sail cloth.
She’s literally sailing in a boat made of oil…
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1197883057513959426/Xt-X5wzF?format=jpg&name=600×314
@Larry L re the Comfort Inn sign:
That is humor at the highest level. The “punch line” is limited only by the imagination of the reader.
I’m still chuckling.
Hong Kong protestors after President Trump signs law supporting their cause.
Showing posters of the meme he posted yesterday that made media heads explode.
Not work safe meme ( language)
[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELrK7xsXsAAIwag.jpg]
Needs caption:
This meme is intended for viewers over age 50
Self hanging tree ornament
Baghdad Blitzer
@Larry L – That wireless, handheld peacekeeping device is awesome! I want one.
While the bad guy is laughing his @$$ off, you plug him.
Holstered, I’d have a Bozo the Clown Desert Eagle .50.
Mine is a chemically powered bull horn that repeatedly says “stop it!” at very high intensity.
An staff member says she meets regularly with Jim Beam at the Canadian Club for staff meetings.
Meanwhile at our fact checking the media on guns office
Outstanding collection of memes from this week ending 01/12/2020
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/01/the-week-in-pictures-smiting-our-enemies-edition.php
The Genii is free and can not be returned into it’s lamp. Information and knowledge is no longer the purview of the Elite …pg
not sure what this amounts to but, it was brought to my attention a bit ago…pg
The best move would be for Trump to send Federal marshals and arrest the Governor and legislators for conspiracy to violate civil rights. A felony $5000 fine and 5years for each count
The civil rights act was specifically designed so that citizens could initiate action against state and local officials.
The Supreme Court has already said that the right to keep and bear arms was a civil right.
Trump should at least threaten action fast or this could get very ugly very fast
In case you want to blend into an ANTIFA crowd you need to know how to properly mask up.
(yes I am joking but it is nice to know)
That constipation statistic is funny… in a morbid kind of way.
Oddly neither one makes the leading cause page at CDC:
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/leading-causes-of-death.htm
One or two orders of magnitude away…
Note that homicide (not counting therapeutic abortions, which are also homicide, and were some 900,000? performed), isn’t in the top ten. Now if we counted abortions as intentional homicide ….
OMG! How can you beat someone who has enough sense of humor to have that drink menu at their rally!
I’ll take a MAGArita, please!