I Need A Pizza – From Florida To The World! (Please!)

Forget Goya Beans, ignore In-N-Out Burger: I gotta get me one of these Pizzas!!

https://www.mysuncoast.com/2021/11/11/sarasota-fla-pizza-restaurant-sells-f-joe-biden-pizzas/

Sarasota, Fla. pizza restaurant sells pizzas with controversial message

You can order the “FJB” pizza from Sarasota pizza restaurant Solorzano’s(Solorzano’s Pizzeria)
By ABC7 Staff
Published: Nov. 11, 2021 at 3:49 PM UTC

SARASOTA, Fla. (WWSB) – Solorzano’s Pizza and Italian Eatery in Sarasota, an award-winning restaurant, has started a controversy after founder, owner, and licensor Phil Solorzano began making and selling and selling pepperoni pizzas that take a punch at the President.

Most people would say that the most controversial pizza topics are the debate over whether or not pineapple is a topping or the great Brooklyn style vs Chicago style debate. The new owner of Solorzanos Gulf Gate/ Siesta Key and Solorzanos Longboat Key Kenny Palin said “hold my pie.”

Solorzano designed a pizza that reads “FJB” spelled out in pepperoni. It stands for “F** Joe Biden.” Palin took the marketing to social media where it has caught fire.

Solorzano says high prices drove him to make the pizza, “The reason why I did it, I own a bunch of locations and I’ve been seeing the prices go up. The pepperoni. Everything.”

Ignore “Social Media”, if censored, order a Pizza!

I think I’m going to get some frozen pepperoni pizzas and try rearranging the topping… Or I can just make one from scratch, I’ve done pizza before.

Let’s see:

The FJB
The LGB
The 6-JAN
The V

I’m sure folks can think of more interesting pizzas to make. I suppose one could arrange Onions in the shape of a camel, as she does make one want to cry… Or the AOC – made with Anchovies, Onions, and Chiles (Scotch Bonnet or Habanero or similar over the top hotness) for The Mouth Of Pain and stupid…

Heck, you could likely generalize this into other foods too. Pelosi Jerky made from bad cuts of Pork. Biden Cheese (aged far to long and from the Limburger family…). The FBI Pasta – a yellow cheesy sauce and optional raw chicken that makes you sick… (Or would that be on the CIA where it kills you during the night as in prison…) Or maybe that’s going too far.

I think I’m going to make a Trump Steak. Prime Rib – double thick cut, pepper crusted on the outside, with golden horseradish on top ;-)

Given that anyone can ask for one of these from their local pizza place, I think it needs to become a fad. ;-)

The FJB Pizza

The FJB Pizza


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About E.M.Smith

A technical managerial sort interested in things from Stonehenge to computer science. My present "hot buttons' are the mythology of Climate Change and ancient metrology; but things change...
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6 Responses to I Need A Pizza – From Florida To The World! (Please!)

  1. H.R. says:

    I’ve been making my own thin crust pizzas with 80 slices of peperoni, 1/2 pound of Italian sausage crumbles, 1/2 of an onion thinly sliced, and an 8 oz can of mushrooms, and about 12 oz of mozzarella cheese . I somehow have not had a green pepper around or I’d add that in thin slices. Sliced ripe olives are on my half of the pizza. I cook it all on a pizza stone preheated to 400 (F) for a nice, thin, crispy crust.

    I suppose I could spell out the Declaration of Independence with all those ingredients, eh?
    😜

    We haven’t ordered pizza to go since I’ve been making those pizzas. I suppose the next time I order one, I could ask for an “FJB peperoni, please.” At my local joint, I’m sure I’d get one. Closer to the city… maybe not so much unless I want a peperoni & spit pizza.

  2. Kneel says:

    “The LGB”

    Oh – Let’s Go Brandon.
    Thought you meant something else there for a minute – something where you might need pepperoni and camel toe. :-)

  3. Pinroot says:

    I like a good pizza, and the AOC from EM sounds pretty good! Also HR’s thin crust one. I’ve got to be careful these days, the last time I ordered a meat lovers pizza from the place around the corner, it caused a gout flare-up, so pepperoni is out for now. The wife and I will make them from time to time, which is fun, and we can get creative, which we both like. Just no more pepperonis for now, which isn’t a big problem, lots of other meats I can use.

    I’ve read a couple articles about the FJB pizza, the owner says most people think it funny and he’s getting good comments. For the haters, he says he’d be happy to make them a FDT pizza if they ask for it.

  4. Pinroot says:

    Pepperoni pizza related magic trick:

    I had a Penn and Teller book on magic that had a few tricks for the folks at home. One involved pepperoni pizza. Call your local pizza place ahead of time and work out this little detail: get them to make a pizza with the pepperoni arranged to look like a card (3 of clubs for example). Have some friends over, call for the pizza, and while waiting, tell your friends you’ve been working on a card trick. Have one of them ‘pick a card, any card’ and ‘force’ the 3 of clubs (they cover a couple of ways to force a card). Go through all the motions, while failing to find their card. Act disappointed and move on. When the pizza arrives, make a big show of opening the box, and announce “Is THIS your card?” while showing them the 3 of clubs pepperoni pizza. Spend the rest of the evening not telling them how it was done :)

  5. John Hultquist says:

    $19 for a pepperoni pizza,

    I hope they do well, but the home version will be my route.
    But that is so for just about any food. Costs are so high I think old folks will have to check out, and a new generation not aware of 25 cent gas and 15 cent bread will be fine with the higher prices.

  6. philjourdan says:

    I am gonna get that pizza!

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