As every clown and his cousin has announced they are running for President Of The USA on the Democratic Ticket:
I hereby announce: I am Running For President on the Democratic Ticket!!!
1) Drug laws are STOOPID! All laws criminalizing drug use are to be abolished and all people incarcerated under them will be given a Presidential Pardon. You want to do “stupid stuff” well, hey it is your body and your life. The rest of us ought to STFU and leave you alone.
2) Prostitution Laws are STOOPID! All laws criminalizing sex for money are to be abolished. I mean, really, what is a guy being a “Good Provider” other than saying “Money for a womb for rent”? Women can make babies, men can’t. Some guy is willing to pay up for sex, well “You Go Girl!” comes to mind. Anyone in prison for prostitution or for being a “John” will get Presidential Pardon. (Realize a POTUS can not Pardon State crimes, only Federal Sorry.)
3) When did “Self Defense” turn into “Some shit in Afghanistan killed some other shit from India so we go to war”? Look, here’s my policy on defense: We are going to have so much whoop-ass that anyone who hurts our Citizens ANYWHERE in the world can talk to God about it, and I’m not kidding. TOUCH a US Citizen and you WILL Meet GOD! Other than that, go f..k each other over all you want. Not my problem. Oh, BTW, anybody so much as tests a nuke, well, I’ve got a little message for you: 10 kt over your home and anywhere you go to often. AND anyone who is suspected of being involved in your program. What? Not ‘fair’? Well, yes, you are right. It isn’t fair. Unfortunately, I don’t give a …f.. rat’s ass. Take it up with God. I think I can make my case.
4) Since when was “Freedom & Liberty” equated with “Surveillance State”? IMO anyone who has not been found GUILTY of a crime has certain rights, and among this is to be “Left the HELL alone”. Unless you can show that a person is doing something horrid, leave them the Hell Alone. No, I don’t care what you “suspect”. Evidence, or go STFU.
5) About 80% of the Federal Government is either illegal or unnecessary. I expect to get rid of it if at all possible. States are quite capable of running their own business or blowing up if they are Stoopid. (See California)… To that end, I’d run back, POTUS by President, and remove their ‘Legacy’. So EPA (Nixon IIRC) can hit the crapper. Dept. of Ed. (Carter) Toast. Don’t LIKE that? Well, then, have YOUR State enact whatever the Hell YOU want. Just don’t expect to enforce it on some State 1/2 a continent away.
6) What is this CRAP of paying a few $BILLION for some “defense contract” then cutting it back to near no product delivered and calling it a good deal? Look, you want to buy some hot airplane or tank, I got that. Issue a bid that says “$xxx Million / item. PERIOD.” and then stick to it. Cutting back from 1000 to 100 “things” and then paying the same total money is just CRAZY so STOP IT!!!
7) The idea that The Federal Government can blackmail a State via a threat to withhold funding for something based on some other thing. is just criminal. I’d end that whole “do what I want or be blackmailed” thing. I would advocate things but if States wanted to do something Stoopid, will, go ahead (BTW, no federal bail out is available).
8) Here’s my Foreign Policy: Give us shit or mess with a US Citizen (of any color or creed or religion) well, I look forward to whoever is your replacement or “whatever” replaces your country in the “Glassy spot that glows in the dark” that is where your country used to be. Just sayin’… Other than that I don’t care what crazy shit you believe. We’ll trade on a no-tariff basis and just don’t talk to me about the crazy stuff you think.
9) Federal Employees will be paid at the median value of the same job in the rest of the country. Don’t like that? Quit and move to California and we will hire someone from Montana…
I’ll come up with more as required. But my basic notion is: It is YOUR damn MONEY and I need to not toss it around loosely.
So, you want me as POTUS? I’m available. And I don’t give a shit what you do with your “sex bits” or “your money” or your body. My job is to create opportunities. Your job is to fight for them. Everything else is noise and distraction.
You want me? Make it happen. Otherwise, STFU.